Friday, February 6, 2015

Rant #1: Humans

One thing you will hear come out of my mouth constantly is, "I hate humans." And it's true! They aggravate me to no end. People commonly don't get what I mean when I say "Humans" and give some stupid response like "you're human too" or "that's right, I'm human." SLOW YOUR ROLL there buddy! I get we're all human and such but this is how I classify people:

Humans: 
1: The people I CANNOT stand! They're stupid, rediculous, annoying, aggravating, and the choices they make make me want to hit them in the face with a chair. (Example: annoying kid in my  Contest Speech class)
2. One who I don't know well or at all. 
3. A way to address a group of humans, people, and non-humans combined. 

People: In between the human and the Non-human, people are okay. Sometimes I love them, other times I would like to slap them.  (Example: my debate partner who is making her way to the Human category) 

Non-humans: I LOVE THESE PEOPLE! They are my kind of people and I rarely get mad at them! (Example: my best friend Kelsey)

 Just because you're classified as one thing doesn't mean you can't switch. As you can tell by the example for "People", based on your actions and behaviors you can move up or down. But once you're on the bad definition of Humans, like my debate partner is slowly slipping into, it's REALLY hard to get out of. Mostly because I will be mad at you every time I see you. Your mere presence will aggravate me. 

Now I'll explain definition 3 of Humans. Sometimes I'll go up to a group of friends and say, "Hello Humans." But that doesn't mean I don't like them or that they're strangers.  It could be a group of humans, non-humans, and people. When I see a group of Humans, I stay the heck away. When I see a group of People I just may say, "Hello, my people." When I see a group of Non-Humans, I have options such as "Hey", "My kind!", "Non-Humans! Hellooooo" or just flat out, "Hug me."

Why are they classified as "Humans" rather than some other name? Because you hear things like "The human race caused (blah blah bad stuff)" and bad guys in movies say "I will enslave the entire human race!" Even more WHOS been making stupid mistakes for years and years now? HUMANS!!! 

And that's what these people do! Make stupid decisions, do stupid things, cause serious problems via stupid things. They don't do this thing called THINKING! Making pointless arguments without the facts when they don't even know what the thing they argue is!

Example: 
One day, in a debate round....
Human 1: This will overall increase the country's GDP. I'm now open for questioning.
Me: *Stands for questioning* Do you know what GDP is?
Human 1: yes. 
Me: what is it?
Human 1: Ummmmmm *1 minute pause* I can't think of it right now. 

We asked her partner too. 

Us: can you tell us what GDP is?
Human 2: How much money the U.S. makes within a year via trade. 

No. No. Just sit back down. No. 
We corrected them and they felt stupid. YAY! (Thanks to my Geography teacher for teaching me that the day that happened)

Anyway, that sort of thing really makes me mad. If you're gonna talk about something, UNDERSTAND IT FIRST! Walking into a battle with no sword will be the death of you. And your pride. 

 Why did I talk about this today? Because today I have to deal with A LOT of Humans and I am not looking forward to it. I'm already currently surrounded by  them as is. Granted there's one Person here but there's also my debate partner next to me which puts me in a bad enough mood. 

Man I'm hungry. 

Anyway, I'm curious. What do you, few people who actually read this, want to see more of? 
I'm going to be blogging a lot more and all. Eventually there will probably be a schedule but as of right now, updates will be random. I'm also working on books, trailers, and doing photoshop for fun. On top of that, school. So don't be surprised if most rants/posts are short. 


Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Where Have You Been?!

Well, hello there. So the very, very few people who are reading this could be thinking "holy crap!!! She's alive!" And yes, I am. But I wasn't for a while. Allow me to explain. 
 I never had a life. But one day, BAM! I was hanging with my bae, Kelsey, as much as possible. Ya know, when her boyfriend wasn't in the way. NEXT, I was in North/South Carolina for the summer, I was riding bikes on the beaches and swimming with jellyfish (also being stung by said jellyfish) I had a summer romance too! A very short one. Then I went back home and resumed no life. Then school started back up, and I was released into the wild hallways of High School with my own kind! I joined debate. Why would a shy girl like me join debate? Because the absolute thrill of getting up and performing or giving a speech to complete strangers, and hot male opponents, is my life and stress reliever.  Then I got a boyfriend and those four months went by in a swirl of cuddles, 5 hours at a park, kisses, and tears from those lonely nights when he wouldn't talk. Yeah well, he left me. For a very depressing reason. This lead me to one of the most depressing times in my life. I, Mkat, felt truly dead. 

But then, it hit me again and against my will I was soon won over by a guy in my English class. When I say "against my will" I don't exactly mean it's a bad thing. But hey, I was determined to protect myself from the harmful rays of a guy. So much for that. 

Anyway, I somehow managed to get a downright magical sonofaduck. I could spend forever talking about him but I don't have forever. So let's stick with "holy crap. I'm in love. Michaela don't FLIFF this one up!"  He and I have a lot in common, he won't admit it but he's adorable, he's shy, and he's honest. "Hey, I've been reading your thoughts." Cool, that's for telling me <3  Really, yeah, I love him. He means a lot to me and I'm really lucky to have him. I really don't know how I got that lucky though. 


Other stuff happened too. But I'll make that list below because it's late and I should get sleep....but I can't sleep. 

List of things I forgot to mention: 
1: I cut my hair
2: I seriously considered dying my hair red 
3: I saw my biological dad
4: I turned ~age censoring~!
5: It became 2015
6: I died 2872883 times in 2014
7: I ate pie
8: I rode a wave!!!! 
9: I had many anxiety attacks
10: I thought I was losing my sanity 
11: I sat on Kelsey's roof with her
12: I need to stop. 


Okay guys! This is it for this...yeah! I know it's not much but I do plan to blog more. Mostly rants and stuff but oh well. 

Shoutouts to Kelsey, Jerkface, and Isaac. 
Love you all but Jerkface.